Péroupéties 1 : Bagages, bagages, plus loin que la nuit et le jour…

Albane et Marc Pérou

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23 avril 2016. 7h55.

Partagé entre la joie de voir mes amis depuis trop longtemps sur la route et le déchirement de quitter celle qui partage ma vie depuis aussi longtemps, je m’engouffre dans le petit Embraer EJ 145 direction Paris !

Paris, première étape d’un périple qui m’emmène à Lima via Amsterdam… du moins, en théorie…

Parce qu’en pratique, avec les transports aériens il faut toujours être prêt à affronter l’inconnu !

Après un bref vol de moins d’une heure et des déambulations dans le dédale qu’est Roissy, me voici posté devant ma porte d’embarquement, excité comme une puce prêt à découvrir Amsterdam, son quartier rouge, ses canaux… ah non en fait, juste les duty free du Schiphol et éventuellement boire une petite mousse locale parce qu’en une heure de transit y aura pas mieux à faire !! Et surtout, choper au passage ma covoyageuse, Carole !

L’esprit ailleurs, la réalité me rattrape brusquement au vol (enfin au sol plutôt) avec le doux son d’une annonce portant mon nom me demandant de me présenter au comptoir le plus proche !

Incrédule mais optimiste j’imagine un fantastique surclassement… et bien non, il n’en est pas ainsi et on m’annonce sans ambages que mon vol est en retard et que ma correspondance pour Lima à Amsterdam est plus que compromise (comprendre « impossible à assurer »).

Incrédule et maintenant désabusé je demande à la charmante hôtesse quelle solution de remplacement est envisagée pour me permettre de rejoindre mes amis.

Celle-ci fouille dans ses petits papiers et me propose un vol pour Lima via Panama (papiers, Panama…#OkJeSors). Banco !!! J’y vais !!!

Problème : le vol part 4h plus tard.

Affamé mais débrouillard et pragmatique, je repense à cette vieille maxime entendue à la télé « Certaines choses ne s’achètent pas, pour tout le reste il y a Mastercard ». Me voila donc dans le resto le plus à même de satisfaire mes envies dans le terminal 2E . Un truc qui a caviar dans son nom ça peut pas être trop dégueu normalement.

Le reste se passe de commentaires.

Petit repas
Caviar et foie gras… what else ?

 

Le ventre plein, me voilà prêt à affronter un long vol transatlantique solitaire.

Décollage.

Atterrissage. Prêt à découvrir de nouveaux duty free mais cette fois entre mer des Caraïbes et Océan Pacifique.

Enfin ça, c’est ce que je croyais car une fois posé et ben… on n’a quasiment plus bougé du taxiway car un avion d’une autre compagnie occupait encore la porte (sûrement la seule…) par laquelle nous devions débarquer.

5, 10, 15, 25 minutes. Le temps s’égrène et ma correspondance s’éloigne…

Enfin, l’avion s’ébranle et rejoint la porte. 15 minutes pour trouver la porte d’embarquement du vol.

Course effrénée dans l’aéroport (quelle bénédiction d’avoir repris la course depuis quelques semaines !). Trouvage du nouvel avion !

Question à l’agent d’embarquement : « et mes bagages … ? »

Réponse : « pas de problème, si vous montez c’est que vos bagages montent avec vous »

Dubitatif mais (con)fiant,  j’embarque !

Décollage.

3h30 de vol encore qui me font arriver 5h après l’horaire prévu mais enfin la terre ferme le calme et… Carole (arrivée normalement depuis Amsterdam).

Atterrissage et court chemin jusqu’au tapis roulant, impatient de mettre mon sac sur mon dos et de me poser !!!

Le tapis roulant commence à défiler devant moi amenant son flot de valises et sacs prélevés par les heureux propriétaires… enfin si seulement j’avais eu un truc à prélever… tout comme 20 autres personnes !! Les bagages n’ont pas transités à Panama !

Conseil du jour : ne jamais écouter un agent aéroportuaire (et cela va se vérifier plusieurs fois pendant le séjour !)

Bref… 23h, le 23 avril, aéroport de Lima : expliquer à un mec de la compagnie aérienne qui ne parle qu’espagnol que mes bagages égarés doivent être transmis à un autre hôtel dans une autre ville à 1000 kms de là.

45 minutes de palabres, de gestes et toutes autres tentatives de communication, je récupère un bout de papier avec un numéro de réclamation et un numéro de téléphone pour m’enquérir de la situation de mon regretté sac. Bref, il est l’heure d’aller au lit !

24 avril 2016, 0h30. A l’hôtel… avec Carole pour quelques heures avant de rejoindre Cusco et les deux zamoureux !

Une courte nuit pas franchement réparatrice plus tard, nous voilà au petit déj avec Lucie (la sœur d’Albane) et Nico ! Quelle joie de recroiser Lucie qui avait été bluffée par mon niveau tennistique quelques mois avant dans l’arrière pays héraultais !

Et puisqu’on n’y avait pas passé assez de temps la veille, on retourne un peu à l’aéroport.

Pas de nouvelles de mes bagages (faut dire que trouver des infos un dimanche c’est pas évident).

Toujours aussi débrouillard et pragmatique, je repense à nouveau à cette vieille maxime entendue à la télé « Certaines choses ne s’achètent pas, pour tout le reste il y a Mastercard ».

Ni une ni deux, j’embarque les filles (et Nico) dans ce que je pense être une virée shopping de folie mais je suis vite arrêté dans mon élan !! Point de Dior, Hermès ou Chanel mais bonjour North Face et Salomon. Le duty free péruvien fait pas dans l’ultra luxe à la française. Soit.

Ça m’empêchera pas d’acheter des trucs !! On est accro au shopping ou on ne l’est pas !

Presque rhabillé et dégageant une odeur corporelle moins agressive, me voilà prêt à partir !

Décollage.

Atterrissage à Cusco. 3500 m d’altitude.

Un petit jeu de cache cache plus tard avec Albane et Marc (apparemment il voulait nous faire mariner encore un peu pour qu’on les désire plus), nous voilà tous embarqués dans un collectivo vers de nouvelles aventures avec Natalia, ses tasses à café, son ptit déj (ou pas) et tout ça…les pieds déchaussés…

Ca y est, la clique est à Cusco !
Ca y est, la clique est à Cusco !

 

PS : j’ai quand même récupéré ma valise le lendemain. Tout était là. La mirabelle, le pâté de Dame Françoise et … deux camemberts bien coulants 🙂

 

 

 

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